My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R...

droogies

Homer: Do you sell children's toys?
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread.
We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call ``Frogurt''!

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
ShopKeeper: But you get your choice of topping.
Homer: That's good.
ShopKeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
Homer: ?...
Shopkeeper: That's bad.








Simians?