Oh Yeah, Pump It Up, Baby!

Pump it, while while ya feet are stumpin' and the jam is pumpin' looka the proda jumin'.
Make my day.

The Witching Hour is Upon Us

Man carjacks Hummer limo with 15 in back. Beatdown ensues.

From Fark


"A Hummer limo filled with people celebrating a birthday party turned into a wild ride early Sunday after a man attempted to steal it, San Antonio Police said. What the suspect did not realize was there were 15 people in the back of the limo.

Party-goers could not believe what was happening.

“The Hummer starts to move and everybody's like, ‘What's going on?’” Kenneth Thornton said. His friends had rented the limo for Kenneth’s 28th birthday.

The limo driver was apparently in the back talking to one of the 15 the passengers when Ochoa jumped in to the Hummer, police said.

Thorton crawled through the privacy window to stop the suspected carjacker.

“I flip the park on the Hummer, and it screeches us to a halt,” Thorton said. “Then, I put him in a choke hold until they can get out and pull him out.”

Ochoa appeared before a judge early Sunday with a black eye and several cuts. He was charged with stealing the limo. Ochoa told police his friends ditched him so he needed a ride.

Ochoa remained in the Bexar County Jail Sunday night."

What was the plan, to steal this big ass leviathon and escape for about two blocks before someone notices you?

Silence of the Lambs: The Musical

SILENCIO

Put the F***ing Lotion in the Basket









Winner of the 2005 NYC Fringe Festival:"Overall Excellence Award: Outstanding Musical"
Go here for silencethemusical.com
or Go here to listen or download the cd (legally) for free.

Tsou's Blog NOW WITH A THEME SONG!

Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

"Hello, you're on Chatterbox."

I have been entertained by Lazlow's weekly radio show (Sunday 7-11p.m. on KROCK NewYork) for the last few weeks via web radio, but just recently the show has been made available as a podcast. I thought someone with an Ipod might enjoy this show.


It features a lot of interesting tech news.

But mostly it's just Lazlow poking fun at random callers, guys off the street and pop culture in general.

Featuring some fat guy called "Wayne" and producer Reed Tucker(from GTA).

Also Lazlow regales us with tales of GTA production

Checkout show 14 this Sunday, or back episodes on l a z l o w.com

"You're right, countries that don't have guns aren't American"...

Perfect Dark - Zero

Finally, just good ol' fashioned humans killing human. Look forward to seeing this guy around turkey day on the 360.

News from Liberty City?

Triad towtruck driver?

A Face for Radio

Haven't you always wondered what Lazlow looks like.









And that's what's on my underground hard drive.

My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R...

droogies

Homer: Do you sell children's toys?
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread.
We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call ``Frogurt''!

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
ShopKeeper: But you get your choice of topping.
Homer: That's good.
ShopKeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
Homer: ?...
Shopkeeper: That's bad.








Simians?